May 2011
124 posts
Miley Cyrus dated Nick Jonas, who dated Selena Gomez, who dated Taylor Lautner, who dated Taylor Swift, who dated Joe Jonas, who dated Demi Lovato, who dated Trace Cyrus, brother of Miley Cyrus.
When someone tells you you're too old for cuddly toys.
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HEY THERE DELILAH, WHAT’S IT LIKE IN YOUR VAGINA? I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA, YES I DO, NO GIRL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU, I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION, CLOSE YOUR EYES, I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS, ‘TIL I’M INSIDE. OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME, OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME. OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME, OH, I WISH YOU WOULD DO ME. WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME…
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I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs. What do they even do with their life?
They’re probably like this everyday:
I still remember how we started talking.
How can I study for finals when Im already in summer mode?!
My sentiments exactly
The moment your going through your Tumblr and every page goes with the song "Stacy's Mom" ! :D
“I wanted him to love me, and I’m quite sure that he didn’t.”
—Dick Sargent
“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”
—Martin Mull
“Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness… and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.”
—Blaise Pascal
